Hi,
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Dogtor (d-o-g-t-o-r) of physical therapy. Rescued from Korea, practicing out of Orange County. Ten years old. My mom is also a doctor of physical therapy, but she works on humans, which I find limiting in scope.
I was rescued, but let’s be clear about who got the better deal in that arrangement. I have a wine bottle plushie, opinions about ergonomics, and a patient roster I personally vet.
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I’ve used, slept on, chewed, or otherwise formed an opinion about everything here. If something used to be on this page and isn’t anymore, do not ask questions.
01
Dreambone Twist Sticks
The one I am, by mom’s own admission, obsessed with.
I get one of these a day. Mom has tried to skip a day, and I noticed. We have since clarified the arrangement.
SHOP
02
Goxrunx Snuffle Mat
Enrichment, but make it dignified.
Mom read somewhere that I need “mental stimulation.” I push my face into the felt, find the snacks, and consider the matter resolved. Everyone is satisfied.
SHOP
03
Furbo Dog Camera
For when staff insists on leaving.
Mom uses this to “check on me.” I use it for the remotely dispensed treats, which are the only reason I support the surveillance. She handles the subscription.
SHOP
04
Lukito Lick Mat (2-Pack)
A summer-only piece.
Mom spreads something soft on it, and I get to work. I then relocate the entire operation to the carpet, which has resulted in this becoming a patio activity. Otherwise, it lives in the cabinet.
SHOP
05
Earth Rated Poop Bags
An unglamorous category. A non-negotiable standard.
The bag needs to hold, come off the roll without a fight, and leave everyone’s dignity reasonably intact. Mom buys these in bulk. This operation runs at scale.
SHOP
06
Youvee Dog Booster Car Seat
A compromise I have grudgingly accepted.
My preferred seat was Mom’s lap, an arrangement management has discontinued. This booster is the negotiated replacement. I sit in it while continuing to register my objection.
SHOP
07
Inaba Churu Lickable Treats
Recommended by my dermatologist. Yes, I have one.
My dermatologist introduced these to help me get through appointments. Mom now keeps them at home because she, too, occasionally needs my cooperation. I am available for negotiations.
SHOP
08
Wisedog Waterproof Leash
Navy. Adjustable. Mine.
It wipes clean and adjusts depending on whether Mom needs me close or wants to pretend I’m independent. It comes in navy, which is my color. I saw no reason to continue shopping.
SHOP
Updated when I feel like it.
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I am, professionally speaking, available. Selectively. For the right brand, I am open to a conversation.
TAP A CARD TO FLIP IT
01 · STAYS
FLIP ->
HOTELS AND TRAVEL.
02 · DAILY COMFORT
FLIP ->
PET WELLNESS, ERGONOMICS & LIFESTYLE.
03 · WHEELS
FLIP ->
CARS.
04 · THROUGH MOM
FLIP ->
HUMAN GOODS I PERSONALLY ENDORSE.
HERE’S WHAT I BRING to the table.
If you have a brief, send it. If you have a vague idea, send that too. Mom handles partnership inquiries, audience details, and rates.
PITCH THE DOGTOR →
01
An audience willing to hear what a small dog has to say.
02
A face that photographs well from approximately seven specific angles.
03
Strong opinions and very little hesitation about sharing them.
If you came in through Mom’s front door, tell her I said hi. If you’re here for me, my Instagram is below.
@ROCKYTHEPUGTZU ->